kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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