just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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