Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So many bounce houses so little time
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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