kristin has been a bad kristin
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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