Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I checked into jail on foursquare
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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