I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
