he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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