Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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