I swear she didn't look like that last week.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm both gender and math confused
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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