my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
