i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
