Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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