Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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