You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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