No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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