Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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