Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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