she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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