Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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