Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
