His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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