I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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