Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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