Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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