You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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