I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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