I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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