Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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