you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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