where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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