somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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