Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize