She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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