you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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