I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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