Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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