none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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