Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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