The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
