this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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