do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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