So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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