I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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