every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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