I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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