kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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