i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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