I can tuck mytits in my pants
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
