I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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