Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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