I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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