What a fucking waste of an outfit
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
