omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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