normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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