I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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